But when you're alone, there's no one you have to impress by not peeing in the shower, or, you know, even taking an actual shower.
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Or ghosts. Are you a woman, and wojan you have a shower this morning?
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Schoolgirls admitted to skipping PE because they were spooked by the idea of getting sweaty and stinky. By Gabrielle Moss November 24, We've established that all couples are disgustingand I'm not just talking about the pet names — I'm talking about the way that every time you and your sweetie exchange a tender kiss, that kiss contains 80 million bacteria okay, I'm also talking about the pet names.
I recently worked out that I spend more on perfume than I do on council tax. Any ad break will tell you that as a woman, being attractive is much more important than being quick or clever or funny or having cool skills.
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Does admitting this on the internet mean that I'm no longer eligible for any political jobs? Yeah, those are 80 million harmless bacteria, but the whole thing still feels a little gross. And that is why when we're alone, we let loose pantied these 19 thoroughly disgusting solo behaviors below that pretty much every woman does but I'm sure you've never done any of them, fair maiden.
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I might not even change my knickers. But it's still probably not an acceptable topic to bring up at brunch.
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When Sports England commissioned the campaign, they wanted to Single girls from Bovey wanna fuck one thing - to stop women from avoiding exercise because it made them self conscious about their bodies. And shut up about their dirty selves; already, enough. Last month, when the ThisGirlCan video exploded onto our Twitter timelines, there was a single, choral, joyful reaction among my favourite female friends.
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