Take you out to the ball game?
I have lost my game mate for Friday's 31820 opener, so I have an extra ticket - care to me? I'm a SWF, 48; your age and specifics don't matter, other than a love of the game and the ability to be good company - a sense of humor is a plus! They are great seats, on the first level, behind home plate.
I would love to find someone who enjoys the game, likes the Mariners, and won't mind talking some stats and inane Mariners trivia.